achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

collegehumor:

BREAKING: SNAKES CAN OPEN DOORS NOW

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

nachosinthetardis:

always—wishing:

lets-talk-about-anime:

iheartpkmn:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

 

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

holy- i sort of feel relaxed. not really.

I just kinda chuckled. That’s some funny shit right there.

every time i would breathe out, i’d just start laughing

Oh…..My GOD!!!!

naturallytypical:

bryanthephotogeek:

Samantha Bee is a role model. 

Boom.

rainbowontherun:

Can’t decide between the ps4 and the xb1? Here, let me help you out.

Only one system has:

• no used games/lending restrictions
• a cheaper price tag
• the ability to play offline
• no creepy privacy issues
• Wind Waker HD

The choice is obvious.

the-loneliest-god:

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it

olive-elf:

atomicfuck:

nighttrotter:

squirtlesquidsquad:

span-kun:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

HOLY SHTI I CAN’T BEREATH

Canada

HAHAH OMG