Chicken Little Was Right

callmeoutis:

tin-pan-ali:

The single most delightful implication of Dashcon is that now somebody is going to inevitably have to explain to a lawyer, probably several lawyers, and in turn, possibly an entire courtroom, what fandom is, what tumblr is, and all the ins and outs related to them.

i would watch that episode of law and order

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

surprisebitch:

damn that was cut throat

collegehumor:

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I’m Adam.

-And I’m Emily.

We make “funny videos” on the Internet.

-But soon, we might not be able to.

That’s because…

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…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of traffic.

That means that…

assorted-jen-spam:

For those of you who worked in the labor camps, we are giving you guys an extra hour with the ball pit

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!

assorted-jen-spam:

For those of you who worked in the labor camps, we are giving you guys an extra hour with the ball pit

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awwww-cute:

We just got a puppy. This is not him. This is Santana, our 5 year old Golden who is *not* into sharing

awwww-cute:

We just got a puppy. This is not him. This is Santana, our 5 year old Golden who is *not* into sharing